Over the hill and far away (well about 2 miles from Finsbury Park) is a little surburban oasis of heaven and hell known as Crouch End.

"Elisha if you don’t sit in your buggy this instant there will be no baby yoga tomorrow."

- Yummy mummy in Virgin Active Crouch End

"Yo bruv get us some bruschetta"

- School kid standing outside Crouch End Waitrose

This is Crouch End. It doesn’t have a tube. But for what it lacks in transport it makes up for in small children, organic artisian delis and fried chicken.

This is Crouch End. It doesn’t have a tube. But for what it lacks in transport it makes up for in small children, organic artisian delis and fried chicken.